The Art of Selfish Driving through Driving Unselfishly
September 15th, 2008We’ve all been there– stop dead traffic on the highway that pops up for no good reason, a braking SUV that you can’t see around, cars spread out in an evenly spaced distribution on a 3 lane highway. If more people followed these 3 unselfish rules then everyone could selfishly get to where they want to be faster!
It’s quite simply really:
1. Negate traffic waves
2. Minimize use of brake lights
3. Keep to the right!
Negate traffic waves
These are those pointless bottlenecks you get on the road when 1 or 2 cars apply their brakelights and everyone behind them follows in suit. This in effect creates a wave of brake lights back down the road that worsens exponentially when the wave is not dampened. To dampen and lessen the impact of a standing traffic wave for those behind you, some of the slowdown should be absorbed through greater following distance and less braking (see below). Check this link for an excellent discussion on traffic waves.
Minimize brake light usage
The point here is to not tap your brakes in an unnecessary manner. How can you regulate your speed without using the brake lights you say? Downshift! Downshift! Downshift! This is easy for those of us with manual transmissions, but it is still possible with Automatics. Most Auto Transmission cars still have a 3rd, 2nd, or “L” gear you can manually shift into out of your standard “D” position. That “D” position is the worst on many cars when trying to regulate your speed, because the ‘overdrive’ feature is often particularly strong (the continual positive acceleration even when your foot is off the pedal), requiring constant braking in heavy traffic, going downhills, or in snow and rain (dangerous!).
A brake light coming from a car in front of you can typically only communicate one of two messages (off=’go’; on=’stop’), but often people simply want to communicate ’slow down’. Sometimes when you’re lucky, you can see all the traffic forward of that car in front of you, so you can interpret the brake light message accordingly (if all traffic brake lights are on, then the message is probably ’stop’). But often you can’t see most of the traffic forward of you, because the car just in front of you using their brakes and blocking your view is a large SUV like a Humvee or a SuperAvalancheExploringExpeditionaryDominator or equivalent.
Stay out of passing lanes
This one is very simple and would lessen the amount that #2 and #1 happens. Sometimes I swear I’m in Britain because of peoples choice of traveling in the left lanes. But I’m not in Britain, just surrounded each day by drivers with bad etiquette. Not that I’m one to talk about etiquette or anything (why do I need two forks? Or any forks?), but we are talking about traveling here. Traveling requires efficiency, and greater efficiency equals saving money and more time for fun things like golf.
How do I stay out of the passing lanes? Simple, whenever you are not passing a car, move to the rightmost lane you are able to. That’s it! Remember, there are no slow or fast lanes, just traveling and passing lanes. No, just don’t be lazy and stay in that ever comfortable middle lane, because it is also a passing lane. Much of the moderate traffic congestion we encounter could be prevented if we diligently stayed in the traveling (rightmost) lane whenever not actively passing a vehicle in all traffic conditions.
Hell, we don’t even need more offshore drilling; with better driving efficiency as a population we can create less demand, and lower prices!!